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Im Sitting At Home In My Bunny Slippers
written: 24th March 2005, By Clay

bugger...
we couldnt find any fly spray and the rum we injected Felipe with was that piss weak Captain Morgan`s stuff
so the experiment was short lived
when we arrived in Las Vegas Felipe was clinging to the roof or the RV completely sober and not sunburnt and dead in the slightest
i guess there is always next time

right..
so now we are back in Oz
im sitting at home in my bunny slippers sipping Fruity Lexia from the bag and we are about to go to rehearsal
how about that
not even one day off
but thats cool
we`re on a mission from Guad

but..
i should wrap up the tour we just did
first of all
the other bands
Pepper and Authority Zero
as i said before
LORDS!!!
absolute lords
the whole group of people that we toured with were so cool
it just made for a great time you know
no whinging
no fucking around
straight up good people
we had a ball
by the end of the tour
everyone was sad to split
so sad it was funny
everyone was saying "i`m gonna miss you dude" or "i`m gonna miss you mate"
depending on your nationality
it was across the board respect
it was good
so..
sentiments aside
fuck we had some good booze ups and parties
excellent
strange aswell
no one on the tour smoked ciggies except for Tim the Pepper Bus Driver
so there was peer pressure not to smoke
but everynite there surely was alot of peer pressure to drink
what could i do but succumb to the joy of purified water

Matty and i almost had a punch up
Matty Wu stacked the RV (again! yeahhhhhhh!!!)
i rolled in Mitches vomit
someone from one of the other bands had sex and maybe did a little poo in our RV dunny and we didnt even know it. (until later!!)
the Canadian border patrol tried to trick us into admitting we had cocain on us which unfortunately and fortunately we didnt
we saw snow on the beach
we saw Niagra Falls (boring!!)
we saw 21 pubs
and i think i drank Felipe`s piss
so..
what else can i say

God bless America
cause we`re doing just fine.

watch out for the chicken pox!!!!!!

Clay