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I Came To America To Play Some Gigs
written: 25rd March 2004, By Clay

i came to America to play some gigs
and i drove 16 000 kms to get to to them

thats right folks
16 000 kms (i think??)
its 10 000 miles anyway
its like going from Sydney to Perth back to Sydney and back to Perth and
then out to Kalgoorlie
and then drinking the shittest beer they have in town
which is what we did last nite to celebrate our home coming to Minneapolis
uuhhhooooooooo!!!!!
we`re back.
its only been 5 weeks but it felt alot longer
oh
i just remembered
you should have smelt Nebraska
thats where Britney Spears is from
every now and then we`d be driving along and oh my god
it smelt like someone had cranked a shit in the car, it was heavy
i guess it was that time of the season for the farmers to spread out the
smelly stuff
but fair crack of the whip
it was distressing
we were losing it
ha
top stuff
other than that
Nebraska?
what a georgeous place
lovely people, lovely scenery
just a bit smelly right now, thats all
anyway
what else is new?
hmmmm
dunno

ok
bye

Clay